STARCRAFT

"...so he says to me, 'I went buckwild on `em'"

If you actually want to know something about StarCraft, this is not the place to be. I am merely writing about random crap that may or may not be humorous/disturbing to you. The official site is nice to visit.

  My personal experience in StarCraft has actually had some practical applications to my life, although I can't say that I have taken any of it to heart. Take the Zerg, for example. They can make legions of those damn cheap ass zerglings that will regulate on your ass if you aren't prepared. Then there's the intimidation factor from the Protoss with all of their technology which will (pardon my French) fuck you up if your defense isn't the most god-damn airtight, locked down stronghold ever made. Then there's the terrans. These guys really aren't a threat to anyone unless your opponent just happens to be someone who builds 200 marines or 35 seige tanks. That's enough to kill anything on God's green Earth.

Those damn Zerglings; they mass in groups of ten or twenty and attack without warning or reason. The last time I came into contact with them, it almost cost me my life. It makes me sick to think that I, the mighty Protoss almost fell to a few overgrown muts. The next time, the Zerg I will command and I shall crush all in my path by the most annoying means necessary: a hoard of nagging Zerglings. If ever you see them, run for cover and hope they come in two's. HahahahaaHAHAHAHHAHAHA...