Update 6/17/01 @ 12:31AM Eastern Standard time

This page has really turned out much better than I had initially thought it would. I think it is due in part to the fact that the layout was not entirely of my own invention...

Sunday, June 17, 2001
  This entire week has been about the most boring week of my summer. Since my mom has been driving my car to work (the car I pay for mind you), I have pretty much just sat on my ass all week and played StarCraft while simultaneously (multitasking) watching videoes on BET. Before I had seen this video, I had never really payed attention to the song, but now, it's like "damn man, I gots ta get me that Alicia Keys joint because man, she's P-H-A-T (in more ways than one, and no, not FAT)."

I keep on
Fallin�
In and out of love with you
I never loved someone
The way that I love you

She is a beast.

Now on to later and greater things..today (or should I say yesterday?), we were talkin about some wild shit and only a few things are still present in my brain. First of all, my boy David ain't got no sense [ain't got none]. I don't want to put his business out there, but the man has problems with holding on to women, and it's him who's doing the leaving because of his crudy nature, but I've already said too much about the situation. Sufficive to say that I was messing him up with this girl tonight, not that it will have lasting repercussions. OK, I don't know where I was going with this..I'm gonna play StarCraft now.

-It was none other than Jimothy.

Tuesday, June 13, 2001
  Somehow one Saturday at work I got David hyped about StarCraft and after we got off, he bought it. Of course we have been playing it almost non-stop for the better part of two weeks and I have actually started getting used to multiplayer. Well, i'm too tired to type anymore, some I'm going to sleep.

Friday, May 30
  Today was the last time I had to wear this God-forsaken school uniform. We finally had our graduation practice at the Basilica so that's all until my exams start.

Friday, May 25, 2001 Well, actually Saturday, May 26
  I don't even know why I'm typing right now. Just boredom I guess. My eyes can barely hold themselves open and I can't make it into my room to get in the bed. In a second, I'll probably nod off and find myself drooling on the keyboard at 3 with little key marks on my cheek...

Monday, May 21, 2001
  This school year is finally almost over. Thankfully, today was the last day of classes for Seniors, and exams will be over next Tuesday.

Mother's Day, Sunday, May 13, 2001
  Ahhh Mother's Day; another one of those great holidays kept alive by businesses to keep our wallets empty. Of course I got my mom something for this day in order to show my appreciation (and to cover my ass). Now all I have to do is save my money for Father's Day.
- Not much going on upstairs.

  Part One of the X-Files season finale was sweet as hell. If you have been following it since just before Mulder returned, you know exactly what I mean. The end of tonight's episode was ingenius. The way Scully's escape was planned was like nothing I have ever seen, and the twist at the end was so shocking I almost pissed on myself (figuratively speaking).

Thursday, May 10, 2001
  Check out Melfina...the way she acts is kinda exotic and more erotic. So what makes it so erotic to look at an animated picture of a naked female? Maybe it's the stuff fantasies are made of. Since everyone knows that his/her fantasies will most likely never come true, one takes comfort in seeing them projected as real living figures in a not-so-real fashion. Maybe some are merely sick bastards who search the internet for hentai hoping to find a free site.

Monday, May 7, 2001
  It appears that I may just get the hell out of High School and leave the proverbial nest at the end of this summer (assuming I get this Spanish project finished tonight).

  Yesterday David and I went to a little get-together at DuWayne's house for all of us 2001 graduates. First thing he says to us when we walk in is "There's beer in the back; I'm not giving you any, but if you find it, I don't know anything about it." After hearing this, I gave David a knowing glance and went out to the back. Unfortunately, I couldn't drink becuase I had to drive, but I did get my share of champaign. I think everyone had a great time, except those of us who probably slept on the couch last night.

Friday, May 4, 2001
  It's hot as balls in here. I think this room is at least ten degrees hotter than it is outside. Even though the heat is debilitating, I have to get something written this week.

  Thank God it's Friday. I don't think I could handle another day of going to school and those boring classes. It seems that school is the perfect thing to make you or break you. If you pay attention, your attention is occupied so you aren't bored, and you do well in class so higher education will be an option for you (notice I said higher; many colleges don't quite fall in that category). And if you don't pay attention, quite the opposite can and will happen. Don't question my theory, just take it as the gospel and remember that I am and always will be Tickerwood.

Thursday, April 26, 2001
  "When it rains, it pours." Nothing could be more true than that statement. It actually started Tuesday when I was at the DMV and I put an ink pen in my pocket without the cap on and it bled through my pocket and got all over my leg and new uniform pants. Needless to say, I was pissed because now I have to wear these pants that feel too small. Now today, I lock my keys in the car after returning to school from a brief trip to the seven-eleven, and then had to ride the Metro home, get a spare, and take the Metro back to school to drive back home. And to top it all off, I found out that I lost my SmarTrip metro card, and I had to get a regular one and waste money. Now I have to go to Metro Center and pay $5 to replace the lost card on which I had about $7. Sometimes life just sucks.

Wednesday, April 25, 2001
  I'm pedolicious. Just having written the first part of the story of Final Fantasy IX, I realized that what David says about me may not really be totally without some truth. I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea (I know that most of you are immature), but in a side note to the beginning of the story, I commented on how a certain girl has "grown up" if you know what I mean. When i read over it and saw girl, I was like, I sound like some old man checkin' out twenty year old women.

Tuesday, April 24, 2001
  The Department of Motor Vehicles is full of incompetent people, and it seems that the workers aren't the only incompetent ones. The managers are also quite dim. I have to give credit where it is due though. The people at the Tyson's Corner DMV in VA do actually know the law, even if their customer service is lacking a bit. After seeing the complete lack of inteligence at the DMV, I have discovered that the government is a great place to work - you don't have to know anything about your job to get paid.

Easter Sunday, April 15, 2001
  I have been walking around this entire year in kind of a daze, pausing here and there to actually get something done, but for the most part I have been just lounging around. Maybe it's because it's Senior year and I feel like I don't need to do anything else. It's all OK though, as long as I graduate, it's all OK.

  Since it is Easter, I guess I will talk about my day. Actually, there is nothing to talk about. I got up at like 1:00 PM, ate breakfast, and sat around until we (my mom, my sister, and myself) went to mass at 5:00. Since I had nothing better to do, I put on a shirt and tie and actually looked civilized for an hour. After mass, we came back home and ate some ham, and that was about it. I kind of feel bad for my dad though, because he can't cook and he probably didn't have a good meal. Last year we were with him and left my mom up here. We ate at her mom's house. It upset me (not really) that I didn't get to hunt for Easter eggs this year. It has been so long ago that I can't remember the last time I did. But what do I care? I'm grown, I can handle myself. Not really.

Fri., April 6, 2001
  It's been four days of quarenteen in this god foresaken place. I am so tired of playing videogames, watching TV, and sitting at the computer that I am looking forward to actually learning something at school. That damn sister of mine is gonna pay for getting me stuck here. I think I'm dillusional...

  Ohhh yeah baby, give it to me. Shake it, shake it baby. Come on. I got some more money for you.

Wed., April 4, 2001
  My sister gave me the chickenpox, so now I will have plenty of time to play around with these pages. I don't know why parents don't expose their children to it while the kids are still young. Here I am, 18, two months away from graduation, and I am stuck at home quaranteened. If that damn girl wasn't covered in bumps or I had more than a few, I would beat her (lovingly I'm sure). Anyway, that's my story for now.

  Got this feeling like I can't do everything I need to. Deadlines are creeping up on me, everyone wants money, somebody stop the insanity! I gotta get out of this place, and just chil for a minute. Smell ya later,

It was Jimothy.